smithismyname: My First Love

smithismyname:

At five years old I was madly in love. Not with a pre-school classmate. I was married in my mind to Patrick Swayze. My favorite movie at that time was Dirty Dancing. I watched it dozens of times. I would pause the movie at the moment you could see Swayze’s side butt. I know. At five years old I…

I know all of these feels, bro. I loved that movie HARD. I’ve been listening to that song “Cry to Me” that they dance to in his room after their performance. You know the scene I’m talking about. That song makes me FEEL THINGS. I want to tell all men who are trying to seduce women around our age that they need to watch that movie, and own that soundtrack. I hear that song and my pants simply disappear.

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